diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
index f6f8b26..2febce8 100644
--- a/index.js
+++ b/index.js
@@ -399,11 +399,11 @@ If you want to choose an opponent yourself, simply use \`/chooseopponent\` to ge
     }
 
     await ctx.next();
-} 
+}
 
-async function playerLoss(ctx) {}
+async function playerLoss(ctx) { }
 
-async function playerWin(ctx) {}
+async function playerWin(ctx) { }
 
 app.action("continue", checkButton, async (ctx) => {
     const user = await initializeUser(ctx.context.userId);
@@ -428,13 +428,13 @@ app.action("continue", checkButton, async (ctx) => {
                     },
                     {
                         "type": "mrkdwn",
-                        "text": `${AllOpponents.find(x=> x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}:\n\n*Health:* ${user.opponenthealth}\n*Min Damage:* ${user.opponentmin}\n*Max Damage:* ${user.opponentmax}`
+                        "text": `${AllOpponents.find(x => x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}:\n\n*Health:* ${user.opponenthealth}\n*Min Damage:* ${user.opponentmin}\n*Max Damage:* ${user.opponentmax}`
                     }
                 ],
                 "accessory": {
                     "type": "image",
-                    "image_url": AllOpponents.find(x=> x.rawId == user.currentopponent).image,
-                    "alt_text": AllOpponents.find(x=> x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name
+                    "image_url": AllOpponents.find(x => x.rawId == user.currentopponent).image,
+                    "alt_text": AllOpponents.find(x => x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name
                 }
             },
             {
@@ -442,7 +442,7 @@ app.action("continue", checkButton, async (ctx) => {
                 "elements": [
                     {
                         "type": "mrkdwn",
-                        "text": `*${slackUser.display_name_normalized}* vs *${AllOpponents.find(x=> x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}* | Your Turn`
+                        "text": `*${slackUser.display_name_normalized}* vs *${AllOpponents.find(x => x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}* | Your Turn`
                     }
                 ]
             },
@@ -491,7 +491,7 @@ app.action("continue", checkButton, async (ctx) => {
                         "action_id": "forfeit"
                     }
                 ]
-            }            
+            }
         ]
     })
 })
@@ -505,42 +505,80 @@ app.action('forfeit', checkButton, async (ctx) => {
 })
 
 app.action(/attack|defend|item/, checkButton, async (ctx) => {
-    let response = "";
+    let response = "This error message isn't meant to show up. If it does, contact Haroon.";
     const user = await initializeUser(ctx.context.userId);
     const slackUser = (await ctx.client.users.info({ user: ctx.context.userId })).user.profile;
 
     switch (ctx.payload.action_id) {
         case 'attack':
             if (user.opponentdefense == 'Strong') {
-                response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x=> x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`NO DAMAGE\`\`\``
+                response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x => x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`NO DAMAGE\`\`\``
             } else if (user.opponentdefense == 'Moderate') {
                 if (Math.random() < 0.5) {
-                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x=> x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`NO DAMAGE\`\`\``
+                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x => x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`NO DAMAGE\`\`\``
                 } else {
-                    const damage = Math.floor(Math.random() * (user.playermax - user.playermin + 1) ) + user.playermin;
+                    const damage = Math.floor(Math.random() * (user.playermax - user.playermin + 1)) + user.playermin;
                     await sql`UPDATE users SET opponenthealth = ${user.opponenthealth - damage} WHERE slack_id = ${ctx.context.userId};`
-                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x=> x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`${damage.toLocaleString()} DAMAGE\`\`\``
+                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x => x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`${damage.toLocaleString()} DAMAGE\`\`\``
                 }
             } else if (user.opponentdefense == 'Weak') {
                 if (Math.random() < 0.25) {
-                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x=> x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`NO DAMAGE\`\`\``
+                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x => x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`NO DAMAGE\`\`\``
                 } else {
-                    const damage = Math.floor(Math.random() * (user.playermax - user.playermin + 1) ) + user.playermin;
+                    const damage = Math.floor(Math.random() * (user.playermax - user.playermin + 1)) + user.playermin;
                     await sql`UPDATE users SET opponenthealth = ${user.opponenthealth - damage} WHERE slack_id = ${ctx.context.userId};`
-                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x=> x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`${damage.toLocaleString()} DAMAGE\`\`\``
-                }                
+                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x => x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`${damage.toLocaleString()} DAMAGE\`\`\``
+                }
+            } else {
+                const damage = Math.floor(Math.random() * (user.playermax - user.playermin + 1)) + user.playermin;
+                await sql`UPDATE users SET opponenthealth = ${user.opponenthealth - damage} WHERE slack_id = ${ctx.context.userId};`
+                response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} attacks ${AllOpponents.find(x => x.rawId == user.currentopponent).name}_*\n\n\`\`\`${damage.toLocaleString()} DAMAGE\`\`\``
             }
-            await sql`UPDATE users SET opponentdefense = 'None' WHERE slack_id = ${ctx.context.userId};`
             break;
+        case 'defend':
+            if (user.playerdefendcount < 3) {
+                await sql`UPDATE users SET playerdefense = 'Strong' WHERE slack_id = ${ctx.context.userId};`
+                response = `*_A blue forcefield magically appears around ${slackUser.display_name_normalized}_*\n\n\`\`\`STRONG DEFENCE\`\`\``
+            } else {
+                const type = ["Strong", "Moderate", "Weak"][Math.floor(Math.random() * 3)];
+                await sql`UPDATE users SET playerdefense = ${type} WHERE slack_id = ${ctx.context.userId};`
+                response = `*_A blue forcefield magically appears around ${slackUser.display_name_normalized}_*\n\n\`\`\`${type.toUpperCase()} DEFENCE\`\`\``
+            }
+            break;
+        case 'item':
+            const increase = Math.floor(Math.random() * 5) + 1;
+            switch (['health', 'min', 'max', 'nothing'][Math.floor(Math.random() * 4)]) {
+                case 'health':
+                    await sql`UPDATE users SET playerhealth = ${user.playerhealth + increase} WHERE slack_id = ${ctx.context.userId};`
+                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} drinks some squash. U N D I L U T E D._*\n\n\`\`\`+ ${increase} HEALTH\`\`\``
+                    break;
+                case 'min':
+                    if ((user.playermin + increase) < user.playermax) {
+                        response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} touches some grass_*\n\n\`\`\`NOTHING HAPPENED\`\`\``
+                        break;
+                    }
+                    await sql`UPDATE users SET playermin = ${user.playermin + increase} WHERE slack_id = ${ctx.context.userId};`
+                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} drinks some squash. U N D I L U T E D._*\n\n\`\`\`+ ${increase} MIN DAMAGE\`\`\``
+                    break;
+                case 'max':
+                    await sql`UPDATE users SET playermax = ${user.playermax + increase} WHERE slack_id = ${ctx.context.userId};`
+                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} drinks some squash. U N D I L U T E D._*\n\n\`\`\`+ ${increase} MAX DAMAGE\`\`\``
+                    break;
+                case 'nothing':
+                    response = `*_${slackUser.display_name_normalized} touches some grass_*\n\n\`\`\`NOTHING HAPPENED\`\`\``
+                    break;                    
+            }
     }
 
+    await sql`UPDATE users SET opponentdefense = 'None' WHERE slack_id = ${ctx.context.userId};`
+
     await ctx.respond({
         "blocks": [
             {
                 "type": "section",
                 "text": {
                     "type": "mrkdwn",
-                    "text": ""
+                    "text": response
                 }
             },
             {
@@ -559,7 +597,7 @@ app.action(/attack|defend|item/, checkButton, async (ctx) => {
                 ]
             }
         ]
-    })    
+    })
 })
 
 
@@ -567,6 +605,8 @@ app.action(/attack|defend|item/, checkButton, async (ctx) => {
 app.command('/bm-eval', async (ctx) => {
     await ctx.ack();
 
+    if (ctx.context.userId != 'U06TBP41C3E') return;
+
     const resp = require('util').inspect(await eval(ctx.body.text), undefined, 1)
 
     ctx.respond({